Jimmy Kaufman - Road Cruises

NIGHT ONE ….. THIS IS HOME ….. BUT DOWN THE STREET THERE’S A BAD DOG NAMED ’12 GUAGE’ ….. ….. AS IN 12 GUAGE SHOTGUN ….. !:)))))

….. PEACEFUL SO FAR …..

….. DINNER …..

THE NEXT MORNING ….. SEE 12 GUAGE’S HOME ….. IT’S BOARDED UP ….. HE’S IN THERE ….. JUST DOESN’T ….. ….. LIKE COMPANY … N’ U DONT WANNA KNOCK ON DA DOOR:))))) TRUTH ….. COPS AROUND HERE TAKE A GOOD HOUR …..….. TO RESPOND

….. SO CHARLOTTE TELLS ME ….. THAT’S CHARLOTTE RIGHT ABOVE ….. INNKEEPER OF THE UPTON INN ….. ….. SHE TELLS ME THAT ’12 GUAGES’ MASTER TAKES CARE O’ BAD GUYS ROUN’ HERE …..

….. 12 GUAGE IS A DOG ….. HIS MASTER THE VIGILANTE WHEN NEED BE ….. ….. HIM N’ HIS BUDDY PUT A COUPLE O GUNS TO A LOCAL BREAKER ‘N ENTERER’S HEAD ….. ….. N’ DER WAS NO MO TROUBLE AFTA DAT:)))))

….. AS DA SIGN SAID ….. KEEP DA THE FUCK GOING ….. I’M OFF …… ….. ON THE WAY TO THE NEXT DRAAMA:))))) …… IN A FEW HOURS:))))) ….. ‘GOOD MORNIN’ CHARLOTTE …. INNKEEPER, FRIEND, AND TOUR GUIDE OF MEAN DOG RESIDENCES:))))))

….. LATER THAT AFTERNOON …..

….. AGONQUIT MAINE ….. HUGO ….. MY BUDDY’S SON …..

….. BETWEEN UPTON MAINE AND NOW ….. 8 HOURS OF TIME ….. MY CLUTCH TOOK A HIKE …..:))))) ….. IT’S DONE ….. AFTA THIRTY SEVEN THOUSAND MILES IT WAS ….. ALL COOL ….. NOW TO ADAPT:))))) ….. LITTLE GUYS LIKE DIS MAKE YA FORGET ….. DEY FILL UP THE TOP HALF OF DA GLASS:)))))